HEY, INTERNET-SCROLLING MOTHERFUCKER!
SIT DOWN A MOMENT AND LET ME TELL YOU A THING!
DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING AMAZING YOU ARE?
WELL FUCK IT, YOU’RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LITTLE ASSHOLE, AND I’M SO PLEASED THAT YOU’RE EXPLORING THE SHIT YOU ENJOY ON THIS INTERNET.
"He's a young little nugget of light."
You poor little helpless thing.
i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building
i just want oreos. That’s all I’m asking for. Really.
I think I might be the saddest happy person and the meanest nice person to ever exist
OH MY GOD
I hate this site